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Hello Seattle! Look what was waiting for me.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:59:08 -0400

Hello Seattle! Look what was waiting for me.

This is in the kitchen at the back of Mae Mae- awesome

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:03:09 -0400

This is in the kitchen at the back of Mae Mae- awesome

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Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:11:19 -0400

Ordered by most used:

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anddouglassays: Rep. Joe Wilson , responding to Obama’s claims...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:04:22 -0400

anddouglassays:

Rep. Joe Wilson , responding to Obama’s claims that illegal immigrants aren’t included in reforms, declared “You lie!” That’s pretty rude, no?

appalling. Factcheck.org proves the point:

http://factcheck.org/2009/08/twenty-six-lies-about-hr-3200/

Here he is, the amazing flying superpuppy. After he fell two...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:16:00 -0400

Here he is, the amazing flying superpuppy. After he fell two stories he was caught by the UPS guy and luckily no one below was hurt by the shattering glass of the window. The camoflauge cast is where they put an IV in his arm to give him tons of drugs.

Un-freakin-believable.

Today was crazy. Our 43 pound English bulldog Odie ran up the...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:10:14 -0400

Today was crazy. Our 43 pound English bulldog Odie ran up the ramp at dog daycare and launched himself through the window you see in the picture. He jumped 23 feet down from the second story and then darted as fast as he could down the street.

Anyone who has met Odie knows he is a compact little dog but to bust through a second story window and not have a single broken bone or internal injury is a miracle. He spent the day at the vet where they monitored him and were amazed as they have never had a dog jump through a glass window before.

I am officially in love with the high line. I can see it from my...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:06:19 -0400

I am officially in love with the high line. I can see it from my window AND it is the best summer spot to eat lunch.

notthatkindagay:

High line.

thewarindrew: GENIUS!!!

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:13:51 -0400

thewarindrew:

GENIUS!!!

jeffbaum: And like that. It’s gone.

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:06:22 -0400

jeffbaum:

And like that. It’s gone.

<3 Julia! She made my day when I brought odie...

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:15:06 -0400

<3 Julia! She made my day when I brought odie in.

juliaheffernan:

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Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:54:12 -0400

If you haven’t seen the final episode- watch it now. I was...

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:01:54 -0400

If you haven’t seen the final episode- watch it now. I was choked up when Adama took the President to pass away and the Starbuck ending- wow. Overall, one of the best endings I have seen for a show in a long time.

thewarindrew:

Raptor. Battlestar defense pilots fly these to protect the fleet and carry out missions such as search and rescue. They have been key to the humans survival.

You think...

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:26:45 -0500

I hear some of you think I am dead. Well don’t call it a comeback but I am not deceased.

I just want to go on the record to say it is hard work trying to put a toolbar on every man, woman, and childs computer.

Jake don’t f*** it up- we’re all counting on you.

Who would win in a WWE type match up: Billy Mays or the ShamWow...

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:17:00 -0500

Who would win in a WWE type match up: Billy Mays or the ShamWow guy? The next Sunday that I am bored I am going to do a mash up of the two commercials and post it here.

WWJD (What would Judy do?)

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:13:00 -0500

My great Aunt stops her day at 4:00 PM to watch Judge Judy- no matter what. At 85 I imagine this is what my life might look like as well. Inspired by her I found the following (from Jezebel) which is a summary of everything Judge Judy can teach you:

1.) “Um” is never an answer.
When you’re asked a question (particularly if Judge Judy is the one asking) don’t ever, ever, ever begin your answer with “um.” It makes you look stupid, and more importantly, it makes you look like a liar. And no one wants to look like a stupid liar.

2.) Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
A lot of people try to coast by on their looks. And that might work for a while, but eventually those people won’t be as conventionally attractive as they were in their youth. If you don’t wise up and learn to use your brain instead of your body, you’ll have a way tougher time getting by in life. However, while beauty does fade, there’s always tasteful plastic surgery to keep it from going completely down the tubes.

3.) Don’t ever co-sign on a loan.
Unless you’re married to someone, you should never co-sign on a loan, because both parties are jointly and individually responsible for repayment. So if you co-sign with a boyfriend for a loan on a car, and then you break up, and then he decides to be a dick and not make the payments, your credit will get royally fucked up.

4.) Honesty is the only policy.
If you tell the truth, you have nothing to worry about or be afraid of, because shit won’t come back to bite you in the ass. Case in point, the woman who accused me of hitting her car. She was totally lying, which is why she didn’t want me to call the cops. But I was telling the truth, so I had nothing to be afraid of.

5.) If you are going to lie, you have to have a really good memory.
So if you do plan on lying to get out of a situation, you need to be smart, because stupid people always get caught in their lies. Think the entire thing through, cross-examine yourself in your head. Think of every possible scenario which could trip you up, and memorize the shit out of your story. Or, you can just go with lesson #4 and never lie to begin with.

6.) If you help out a boyfriend/girlfriend financially, it does not automatically turn into a loan at the end of the relationship.
If you pay your BF’s parking tickets, and then six months later you break up, you can’t go asking for that money back. You should’ve been asking for it back during those six months that you were together. Think of the lost money as an expense for a bullet dodged.

7. Put on your listening ears.
If someone is talking to you, don’t pull an Elisabeth Hasselbeck and utilize the time to think of what you’re going to say when the person is through talking. Actually listen, and maybe you’ll learn something.

8.) You can’t put your hands on anybody.
Sometimes the idea of punching someone in the face is so fucking tempting that you can hardly stand it. But you really shouldn’t ever resort to hitting anyone, because it just makes it seem like you aren’t smart enough to win your argument with words. However, if they hit you first, you can go apeshit on them in “self-defense.”

9.) Parents don’t borrow money from their children.
Unless you’re trash or a Lohan. And nobody wants to be trash or a Lohan.

10.) Don’t be an idiot.
There’s a lot that falls under this category. Like not forgetting to bring receipts and bank transactions to court when you’re suing someone. Or not keying the car of your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend. Common sense is underrated. For this category, think of Judge Judy holding court in your conscience. You’ll never make a stupid decision ever again.

Let me just get this out of the way, I think Battlestar...

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:19:08 -0500

Let me just get this out of the way, I think Battlestar Galactica is brilliant and I am hooked. I have learned to embrace and love my inner geek.

WTF! (what the frak edition).

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:17:00 -0500

(for all of those peering into this conversation let me just start with this- Julia is one of my favorite folks I met in the last year and I totally missed her post)

Julia, of course I would love to be your plus one. I am just worried how awkward it will be for Kate and Pile (you know how sensitive Pile is). Let me know the dates, I am still waiting for our NYU cafeteria lunch.

juliaheffernan:

Last night I asked if Tim wanted to be my plus one at my sister Hadley’s wedding. I was being 100% serious when I asked, but I don’t think he was when he said yes.

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Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:47:03 -0500

"With all the changes you’ve been through, it seems the strangers always you."

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:10:09 -0500

“With all the changes you’ve been through, it seems the strangers always you.”

- Kerry quoting Hedwig drunk on my voicemail

caseydonahue: Casey et al is a wise...

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:22:25 -0500

caseydonahue:

Casey et al is a wise boy.

soupsoup:

madeinthedark:Christoper Wool Fuckem, 1992

Words to live by.